Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Kungfu Cyborg and its Hilarious One-Liners

+I watched Kungfu Cyborg today!

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+It is a joint production between Hong Kong and China, with graphics and animation good enough to be hailed as asia's Transformers. Not to mention it's star-studded cast! Besides the usual 曾志伟 and 郑中基 - hilarious, the pair, I tell you - we have 方力申 as the robot K1, the lovely 孙俪 with her good acting chops, and 胡军, a big change from Red Cliff! Hahaha!

+While watching, I was laughing non-stop at it's awesome one-liners! And I was really impressed with their animation and creativity too! Singapore movies(and Jack Neo's CG) has a long long way to go, seriously.

+Here are my favourite lines from the movie!

“为了更容易融入社会所以带了包烟在身边,所谓有烟有朋友,礼多人不怪,可以让人打破沉默,我的程序设定可以抽烟!
——机器人k-1抽烟耍酷,还借口十足。

“又多没男子气概啊!”
——徐大春如此评价Bill Gates。

“我们已经按照刘德华的样子来做了!”
“那你怎么不叫他去唱歌拍电影?!”
“有想过!但似乎对刘德华不公平……
——关于K-1完美的面相的大讨论。

IPod 只是设计…用来掩护I-GUN,很好用的,对付陈龙绰绰有余,拜托了。”
——诸位请留意,2046年的全新产品IGun, an iPod lookalike. LOL!

“那你就当第三者咯!”

“这样做对你姐好吗?”

“当然好!世俗的眼光通常认为第三者只会破坏别人的幸福,但其实第三者是在为人提供多一个选择,所谓自由恋爱,真正意义在“有的选择,我才是主宰”!”
——Best line ever. haha

如果人是上帝制造的,而机器人是人制造的,那人可以怀疑上帝,为什么机器人不可以怀疑人
——
Reminds me of the movie I, Robot.

+Must-watch! Oh yes, I forgot to mention all the Agent Smith moves! Go watch! LOL!

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